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Liberal Hypocrisy -

MITT'S ROAD TRIP - Mitt says his dog rode on the roof all the time... and seemed to enjoy it. My question for Mitt is; How many of those enjoyable rides for the dog were 12 hour road trips to Canada?

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rockfan5 - January 18, 2013, 10:21 pm
Your still on this? How long ago was this story? Plus i mean hes not even elected. What is the point of making fun of him? Just keep beating the dead horse guys...

VOTE ROMNEY - Or the dog is gonna get it!

MITT ROMNEY FOUGHT IN THE CIVIL WAR - for the confederates i heard it on the internet so it must be true

Global warming -

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Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 2:01 am
One doesn't talk 'to' strawmen fox. One talks 'about' strawmen. That's why people like you use the tactic so much. It's a way of avoiding having to actually have a discussion. But you already knew that, didn't you?
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:59 am
Awwwww... crankypants is fishing for attention. Nice to have someone to talk to huh, cranks? Instead of all the strawmen that you are used to talking too
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:56 am
Nope, still talking to you.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:53 am
So you're talking to yourself now, crankypants?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:51 am
Strawman much?
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:51 am
Answer the the question? If someone disagrees with your god Obama, why is it all about skin color? But you put a black man in white face and you are being a tolerant liberal. Why are you being a typical liberal hypocrite, crankypants?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:43 am
I already answered the question, fox. A couple of times. Why do you keep bringing up skin colour?
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:41 am
Why are you desperately trying to squirm away from answering the question? If someone disagrees with your god Obama, it's all about skin color. But you put a black man in white face and you are being a tolerant liberal
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:36 am
Why are you changing the subject to Obama?
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:35 am
Oh, but if someone disagrees with your god Obama, it's all about skin color. So, using your own logic, why are you lying and why are you being a racist bigot by representing yourself with a racist and bigotted picture of a black man in white face?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:29 am
Didn't I just tell you that it has nothing to do with his skin colour? Focus.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:26 am
Oh, riiiiiiiight! No racism there! Now, tell everyone why you, the self proclaimed representative of liberal tolerance and civil liberty, chooses to represent himself with the typical Democrat racist and bigoted image of a black man in white face
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:20 am
Putting Allen West in clown paint has nothing to do with his skin colour. For the millionth time.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:17 am
And while you are at it, crankypants. Tell everyone why you, the self proclaimed representative of liberal tolerance and civil liberty, chooses to represent himself with the typical Democrat racist and bigoted image of a black man in white face
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:16 am
I was responding to your comment fox. If you scroll up, you'll see it. Or scroll down, depending on which page you're on.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:14 am
gain, crankypants. Focus. If you are not desperately trying to change the subject, then tell us: What does the the Democrat birther talking point have to do with this poster, hmmmm?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:12 am
I was responding to your comment, fox. It's all written down, shouldn't be too hard to figure out.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:11 am
So, crankypants. If you are not desperately trying to change the subject, then tell us: What does the the Democrat birther talking point have to do with this poster, hmmmm?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:10 am
I've never changed my position on GW. Try again fox.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 1:09 am
crankypants is the guy that changes his position every time someone points out how ridiculous his original position is. Typical of liberals who are for something before they were against something and then for it again.
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 1:05 am
OTC, I was quoting fox. I'd be happy to keep talking about GW with you though, as soon as you're willing to acknowledge my position.
OTC - May 30, 2014, 1:02 am
The subject here changed from global warming to birth certification, why is that?
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 12:53 am
So, quoting something you said, is now construed as 'changing the subject'? Interesting.
foxrecon19d - May 30, 2014, 12:49 am
Typical change the subject response from a typical liberal bigot who put a black man in clown paint to represent himself
crankyhead - May 30, 2014, 12:01 am
To quote: "Typical of liberals who are for something before they were against something and then for it again....". You mean, like the birther movement? Is that what you mean?
foxrecon19d - May 29, 2014, 9:39 pm
uh, oh, cranks... add Emma to the long list of folks that knows how bent out of shape you get when someone uses your own liberal tactics against you
foxrecon19d - May 29, 2014, 9:36 pm
No, cranks. You're the guy that evolves his position every time someone points out how ridiculous your original position is. Typical of liberals who are for something before they were against something and then for it again.
EmmaRoydes - May 29, 2014, 6:55 pm
Your problem is that you read stuff into every posting on the site that you didn't post, then complain when someone uses your tactic against you. Hypocrite much?
crankyhead - May 29, 2014, 6:51 pm
I'm the guy who keeps having to restate his position all the time, and it has nothing to do with semantics.
EmmaRoydes - May 29, 2014, 6:49 pm
said the kettle
crankyhead - May 29, 2014, 4:16 pm
No, OTC, for the thousandth time, I am not. You're one of those 'I only hear what I want to hear, because it's a whole lot easier than paying attention' types though, aren't you? =)
OTC - May 29, 2014, 2:43 pm
A 2000 year old hippie walked on water? Well lake Superior still has ice despite air temps in the 80's, but are you sure it wasn't Bill Ayers or Hillary Clinton or some other aging hippie reject from the 60's? aging hippies look a lot older than they are
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 10:14 pm
Well...that explains why 'you' think it possible that a 2000 year old hippie could walk on water and rise from the dead... Gramps used to think he was chatting with Fred Astaire...Meh, ignorance is bliss, right? =) All that GW should soothe your arthritis
OTC - May 27, 2014, 10:04 pm
Wisdom comes with age, unfortunately, you can't remember it all. it's a cruel joke nature plays
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 5:01 pm
Yup, you caught me, fair and square. What can I say? X-D But I didn't need to tell you that, because you already understand everything, right? =)
OTC - May 27, 2014, 4:42 pm
I found cranky's sock puppet
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:24 pm
How can climate change be possible when the world has only been around for a few thousand years according to the Bible? Everyone knows dinosaur bones are really dragon bones. http://www.apologeticspress.org/APPubPage.aspx?pub=1&issue=623&article=762
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:22 pm
Yup,those nutty scientists.They believe in something ridiculous like GW yet ignore the rock solid evidence of immortal zombie hippies... Yup, cant beat that thinking X-D http://www.politifake.org/its-strange-man-made-global-warming-politics-54214.htm
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:20 pm
"How can people not believe in God but they believe a manmade global warming hoax." Yup,because it's more scientifically plausible to believe in a 2000 year old hippie zombie with superpowers who can walk on water. Certainly more evidence for that than GW
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:17 pm
"Global warming? Yeah, right.... it snowed this year, like a lot... it was cold outside this morning... IN YOUR FACE, SCIENCE!" Yup, can't beat that thinking X-D
fauxnews - May 27, 2014, 4:16 pm
That's all 'you' OTC.... you're the guy who thinks that the world is flat even when science shows you otherwise. "Well, if it's round, then how come I don't fall off when I walk down the street? Sure looks flat to me..." Yup, can't beat that thinking X-D
OTC - May 27, 2014, 2:21 pm
cranky, how do you know a rise in temperature isn't causing the rise in CO2?
OTC - May 27, 2014, 2:17 pm
cranky, you're one of those Natural Earth Cycle deniers, aren't you?
OTC - May 27, 2014, 1:10 pm
I see a slow, steady rise in CO2 and a irrational fluxuation in temputures
fauxnews - May 25, 2014, 11:40 am
I know... and your forgot..."*HONK!*"
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 11:36 am
Uh.... it's just a ph**o. =)
fauxnews - May 25, 2014, 11:33 am
Dude...I hear Allen West's snide voice in each of your comments...then the stupid makeup...makes me want to find West, dress him like a clown, then punch him in the face every time you post......Arrrrrrrgh!!!! What ever happened to happy smiley Cranky?
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 11:20 am
Yeah, I see the humor. Do you see how ironic it is that you accidentally showed the correlation between increased levels of CO2, and the very real phenomenon of global warming?
OTC - May 25, 2014, 10:38 am
You do understand the poster is a joke, right?
crankyhead - May 25, 2014, 12:11 am
Actually, the only thing the postal line on the graph 'proves' is that inflation, like global warming, is also real. But I didn't need to tell you that, because you already understand everything, right? *HONK!*=)
OTC - May 24, 2014, 11:54 pm
That graph also proves CO2 causes postal rates to increase. My favorite part about you cranky is your not understanding what you think you understand
foxrecon19d - May 24, 2014, 11:38 pm
Uh, oh. Crankyhead the hypocrite is breathing again, thereby increasing the CO2 levels. Breathing liberals, the cause of global warming. Join the petition to force them to hold their bresth until the earth heals itself
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 2:33 pm
...graph with us, that clearly demonstrates a correlation between increased levels of CO2, and global temperatures, and still pretend like it's not happening. =)
crankyhead - May 24, 2014, 2:32 pm
You know what my favorite thing about you is OTC? We've just spent, I dunno, at least a week discussing the effects of CO2 and how it increases global temperatures. The whole time you've been arguing that it isn't happening. Then today, you share a...

Attention low info voters -

PROOF - End of Discussion!

PROOF - Liberals and progressives are no longer democrats!

GUN CONTROL WORKS - If you're the criminal


PROOF - That this Canuck is not qualified to be a political pundit

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Rating: 4.2/5

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Rating: 1.88/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 6:34 pm
Hey crankk another 382,000 lost jobs last week... Meanwhile back in reality...
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:35 pm
You want to know who else wants to roll down the windows when they're on an airplane at 30,00 feet? 4 year olds.
crankyhead - September 25, 2012, 4:33 pm
Oh, he was joking was he? Judge for yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ws_s38QmxM&feature=player_embedded
freasy - September 25, 2012, 12:54 pm
The Los Angeles Times story that relayed Romney's airplane remark to the world was based off a pool report written by the New York Times's Ashley Parker. When we asked. "Romney was joking," she e-mailed. it was self-evident that he was. "The pool report p


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crankyhead - October 16, 2012, 7:50 pm
Actually, it doesn't, KAL.
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 10:10 am
Yep! It includes all Jews, Muslims, Abortion clinic bombers COMBINED...fbi.gov
GrouchoMarxist - October 16, 2012, 8:19 am
I'm sooooo hurt... Mooooo is name calling
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2012, 2:54 am

does that include all the right wing nut jobs that have bombed abortion clinics?
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:38 am
Leftists committed more acts of terrorism in the US than radical Muslims...plenty of "rightophobes" too apparently...
KALKAM - October 16, 2012, 2:34 am
Right...only citizens can vote...that's what the ID laws are about...no problem...safe from Norwegian killers. You must excuse me...I am from NYC...we were 4th smartest. I take it you were from Lieberman's state? Or Mitt's?
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:28 am
Is that why you crap on opinions and back it up with an opinion column in the forums? lol
arnnatz - October 16, 2012, 12:27 am
Dems can get him registered to vote if he's not a citizen.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:33 pm
No they matter. He loved Pamela Geller and he hated Muslims, and there are plenty Islamophobes in the US.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:31 pm
Try. Generalizations are cheap, facts speak volumes.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:30 pm
Same thing.
Embalmer - October 15, 2012, 11:29 pm
He's the mass murderer/terrorist from Norway Einstein.
terroraustralis - October 15, 2012, 10:35 pm
or perhaps its proof that POLITICAL SIDES DONT f***ING MATTER. ITS ABOUT EXTREMISM. its just a sad fact of life that conservatives tend to be alot more prone to extremism.
thatmfguy - October 15, 2012, 7:05 pm
I'd list all the characters from the extreme left, but it wouldn't change your ignorance anyway.
crankyhead - October 15, 2012, 4:32 pm
I wouldn't say conservatism, I'd say fanatical, fundamentalist conservatism.
KALKAM - October 15, 2012, 4:22 pm
Don't worry...voter ID laws will prevent this guy from voting...Oh wait.

Moonbat Madness On Display -


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Liberal Hypocrisy -

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 2:19 am
..Lucked out tonight.. Sleeping on a Motel room floor.. Better than out in the streets. Too windy, cold. My personal Siberia, Comrade.
0TC - November 24, 2017, 12:33 am
Didn't realize you came out of the closet, GrouchoMarxist. The Log Cabin Republicans are a respectful group. More power to you man. My wife's brother is a member. Happy to hear you found a place to sleep. Stay warm
GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 8:26 pm
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Obama The History Flunkie -

Once again an undeniable truth and -

Denying racism exists in America is a form of racism -

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calron - November 1, 2015, 9:57 pm
Forgot a "not" in there. Maybe I can blame my spellcheck. :P
calron - November 1, 2015, 9:48 pm
Some people wanted to called racist before and of that was known. And even after it was known and called racist attack people, like Glenn Beck, for reflexively shouting it.
fauxnews - June 23, 2015, 2:53 pm
Of course the Charlestons response is a proud one. We should never blame the victims how they choose to respond. Hopefully this will lead to sober dialogues about the racism and addiction to violence that triggered this tragedy.(2/2)
fauxnews - June 23, 2015, 2:49 pm
"From the start?" It never stopped looking like racism. The conservative politicians, by fence sitting and refusing to condemn this properly, were probably creating another Baltimore with their own passive-aggressive closet racist views. (1/2)
freasy - June 23, 2015, 9:25 am
It looked like racism, from the start, but we don't need the top leaders of this country recreating Ferguson, or Baltimore. I am exceedingly proud of the people of Charlestons response.
fauxnews - June 22, 2015, 12:49 pm
...without a second thought. Pathetic.
fauxnews - June 22, 2015, 12:49 pm
It was clear it was racism based upon the racist things he was saying at the time of the shootings. He didn't work for the church he terrorized. Many politicians responded at first with cautious fence sitting.If he was a Muslim,they'd call him a terrorist
freasy - June 22, 2015, 10:36 am
I don't think so. Heard several commentators say that the FEDs should not be saying that till evidence and to wait till we get some evidence. After this stuff came out they called it racism. It could have just been work place violence, like Fort Hood
calron - June 21, 2015, 11:54 pm
Did someone actually deny racism?

Only in GOP America -

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fauxnews - June 26, 2015, 6:00 pm
Your "troops" deserved better.
fauxnews - June 26, 2015, 6:00 pm
I dunno about the "trops" but if an armed military base isn't armed well-enough against this threat, then maybe the problem isn't 'not enough guns.' As for Clinton, lame scapegoat. Why don't you blame Al Gore while you at it too, for good measure? X-D
freasy - June 26, 2015, 5:43 pm
Other than the guards at the perimeter gates, 99% of trops are unarmed and required to be, thanks to Bill Clinton. So there were few firearms except for the MPs, to oppose your first perp.

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Guns don't kill people -

winter storm Venus -

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calron - May 16, 2015, 8:12 pm
Climate =/= weather.

if you think it's about color, what does that say -

America's education failure -

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ScatXXVII - March 7, 2017, 11:42 am
Absolutely correct! The education failure occurred when Democrats ran a candidate that couldn't beat Donald Trump. Whenever you see Donald Trump, think ,'Stupid Democrats'